BEST E-MAIL EVER

I truly cannot find words to express how UHHHH-MAZING this is. Good patron, you have made my day.

“Dear Jonathan,
I am suffering through the mind-numbing task of picking out art for my new home and I’ve just come across your stuff. I really love it, especially Duke’s Dilemma and Mutual Deception. Unfortunately my wife doesn’t, so I can’t give you any money. (She finds your work “terrifying” and expressive of some kind of hopelessness. I wouldn’t worry about it too much, she’s prone to that sort of thing.) But I wanted to let you know how I felt, because I think you have a great style and I wish there were more artists working in it.
Anyway I’ve linked some of my friends to you, hopefully they’ll buy something. Now I’m going to wade through another hundred pages of Etsy results.”

 

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One Response to “BEST E-MAIL EVER”

  1. rob schwager Says:

    totally awesome.

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